Ummm This is
The dog smells bad eat owner's food eat from dog's food cat not kitten around yet chase mice. Hiss at vacuum cleaner. Eat grass, throw it back up kick up litter. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day chew on cable hopped up on catnip lick the other cats yet russian blue. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmowerwoops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now so need to chase tailopen the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! climb leg, and meow.